Postal Party
aka post office party
a house-party full of “male” and “packages”
normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. often accompanied by swamp–ss, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat f-gs who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.
holy f-ck! i barely escaped from that postal party with aubry, she almost got raped by 30 guys, i need to find the temple of poon after that dude-fest.
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