Postal Worker


it’s when you ‘seal the envelope, stamp it and send it off’. i.e. when a man c-ms on your b-tt cheeks, smacks your -ss and then pushes you aff the bed.
she wouldn’t stop talkin’ so i gave her the postal worker.

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