posted n’ roasted
when some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumb-ss/ f-g when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the sh-t they’ll get at school the following day. usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an “-sshole”
(happens to gabe l. on a daily basis)
post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today…i’ll make a great parent someday! 🙂
douchebag: no you won’t because that would require you to hit p-b-ry.
poster: dude you’d have to fork out a load of money that you don’t have to even get a girl to think your s-xually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:i never paid you and i’m afraid that you think that i’m pretty attractive. then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: well your flabby t-ts are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing…
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. resorts to begging to which you may or may not succ-mb to.)
friend sees the douchebag’s attempt at a burn that got them totally f-cked : “posted n’ roasted!!”
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