posted


chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.
i don’t want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at ryan’s house.
when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won’t be switching locations.
justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i’m posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.
hanging out
we are chillin posted at my dude’s house.
updated
oh, a birthday party? keep me posted!
1- kicking it in a spot on display, usually being jocked in the act.
2- past tense of; to post up
3- when females’ breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.
we were pretty posted up at the function ’til about 1:30.

that beezy is posted, i wanna smash

we were posted like a mail box.
chillin on the streets
b-dog: “so what are you doin out here today?”
guy: “nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on”
when the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.
when kim and megan went to howl at the moon in my 350z, the vallet posted it right next to some mercs and bmw’s; they could see it all night from the patio.

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