postmature ejaculation
to -rg-sm after the act of s-x has been completed. the opposite of pre-mature -j-c-l-t–n.
jack failed to -j-c-l-t- during s-x with jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature -j-c-l-t–n.
1. the act of nutting into a woman hours after she’s -rg-smed.
2. the act of just being plain old gay.
oh my god, becky, i wish freddy would just c-m into me, but no, he’s a man of postmature -j-c-l-t–n! it takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!
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