postpartum recession



n. the period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you’ve used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.
brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after tiffanique was born. it was time to get back to work serving lattes at the buzzbrain drive-thru.

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