Pot Noodler
a fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to m-st-rb-t- furiously to p-rnagraphy containing young teens.
the pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi c-ck slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his s-m-n flows.
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