Pot Poser
a person who ultimately thinks they know everything about weed but doesn’t know a single thing and to try and sound cool. when they do smoke, they take a hit, cough it up and swear they are already high. while they are faking the high they post it all over social media claiming they are “in the clouds” and “one of the heaviest ganj smokers in the nation.”
friend 1: “did you see kyle cough up that small hit on snapchat last night then tried to act like wiz khalifa?”
friend 2: “yeah dude, kyle’s a pot poser.”
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