Pot Toast
a simple recipe i made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.
items needed:
bread
toaster
french dressing
b-tter
3 cheese blend shredded cheese
oven/microwave
preperation:
(if using oven) preheast oven to 375-
take bread out of bread bag
take other ingredients of of refrigerator
place all items on table or counter
directions:
lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
take toast out
lightly or heavily spread b-tter on toast
sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
take out of oven
drizzle dressing on finished product
serve with salsa and chips or cheetos
hey amanda, i made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as h-ll. i call it ‘pot toast’. totally meta! want some?
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