Pot Virgin
someone that has not tried marijuana, or other smokable plants/herbs.
guy 1 “want a hit man?”
guy 2 “no thanks, that sh-t can f-ck your mind up!”
guy 1 “no sh-t, thats its purpose, f-cking pot virgin.”
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