Pothead Regrets


committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.
high person a: dude, i wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

high person b: i stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

-next day-

person b: wow, i can’t believe i stole food from an orphanage donation box.

person a: pothead regrets man.

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