Potopov


1. (noun) a potopov is a russian name, not to be confused with “pop-the-top” often given to babies that were failed to be aborted in the womb.

2. (verb) the act of scuttling abruptly in a very exhaggerated manner (not to be confused with sprinting or running) in hopes of sn-tching his/her prey.

3. (verb) potopoving is a specific talent within the martial arts spectrum. the art is practiced with specifically designed nun-chucks, which when mastered, will allow the beholder to penetrate through flesh.
potopov, often reffered to as the destroyer of realms.
there is a refference to a “potopov” in a late 16th century russian fairy tail ent-tled “аферисты пениса”

there is an unrelated term called “potopovous” which is a rare, but serious testicular disease in which the t-st-cl-s often get entangled within the scr-t-m for reasons unknown to science.

it is claimed that only a man by the name of artem, who resides in the deep and dark tunnels of the goosneck woods as a hermit, knows about the arts of potopoving. he recently escaped his abusive family in search of a mystical power and hasn’t been seen since

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