Pottermore
a website that is technological proof that:
harry potter will never end
jk rowling doesn’t even need to announce another book to make millions of fans foam at the mouth and cry in antic-p-tion of something
pink can actually be a lovely color
pottermore: coming soon
pottermore.com
a website that shows that harry potter will only end when those here are no longer loyal to him.
pottermore is a gift from j.k. rowling to her dedicated fans.
also known as: sleep deprivation.
a website created for entertainment purposes of potterheads everywhere, whilst also creating sleep deprivation in teenagers everywhere.
p1: why do you look so sleepy today?
p2: pottermore.
the only website to cause more headdesking than tumblr and facebook.
where is my pottermore e-mail?!?!?!
a place where it is impossible to ‘find the magical quill’
girl: hey, let’s go register for pottermore!
boy: we gotta find the magical quill first
an extension of the great harry potter fandom. a website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.
fan 1: is pottermore open yet?
fan 2: no.
fan 1’s eye twitches.
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