pottery pickle


one of the greatest mysteries of the world. when a guy is doing a girl in the -ss and he shoves a cuc-mber in his partner’s v-g-n-. then the guy smashes a piece of pottery over the girls back making her tighten up around the cuke. when he pulls the cuke out it is magically changed into a pickle
“so did you give her the donkey punch?”
“no, i gave her the pottery pickle”
“how does that work”
“i have no idea”

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