pound and pork


the act of masturbating up until the point of -j-c-l-t–n and then immediately putting your p-n-s inside of a lesbian and blowing your load all up in that b-tch so she can get pregnant.
yo that dike totally asked me to give her the old pound and pork so she could get out of the army.

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