Pounding Father


a person or group of people (pounding fathers) who founds a secret society of heavy drinkers.

derives from the old english term “founding father” but made into a more modern term by replacing the “f” with a “p”.
sir swoll: “sir peach, why are sir king, sir sitch, sir czar, sir tweets, sir kreach and sir nugz so important to the knights of the pound table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three p’s (pound, p-ssy, procrastination)?”

sir peach: “because they are the pounding fathers of the knights.”

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