power dump

when you take a cr-p that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your -ss or nuts
d-mn my -ss is soaked after that power dump
you know when you have to take a huge dump that youve held in for hours and then you take a p–p and and it comes out like rapid fire and gets you wet. usually followed by a wet b-mb-m or b-llsac and a really good feeling like the weight of the world has been lifted of your shoulders.
dude i ate that bag o pretzels and like 3 hours later whaddyaknow i took a huge power dump.
a sort of “atomic” sh-t delivered en force from an elevated position. often performed by standing with feet on the cr-pper, and bracing hands on the wall.
“holy sh-t, what happened in here?”
“i took a power dump”
1. the kind of dump that if at work going to the handicap stall is a must as the bars are needed for extra grip. 2. a m-ssive explosion of fecal matter that splatters the porceline toilet and shoots up towards your b-lls, v-g-n- or b-tt. 3. a dump that when completed is well worth bragging to your friends.
tyrel: where were you for the last hour?
jebadiah: i was in the male restroom taking a m-ssive power dump. dude you should have seen it!
tyrel: that sounds awesome!
an explosive duke that often results from the consumption of mexican cuisine.
jerry had to sprint to the outhouse to take a power dump after eating a number 4 at taco john’s.
bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; known to rattle the pipes as it’s flushed.
it hurts so bad to hold this in. i just know it’ll be a power dump!
a common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. according to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. when taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.
man, rick had to take a powerdump last night, and he ended up spewing cr-p all over the place before he could sit down. now my bathroom’s ruined.