power jensen
to given an enema an begin actively in -n-l s-x before the other person’s release. the ‘power’ comes from -ss-f-cking another person full of hot enema juice, while the ‘jensen’ comes from simultaneously pulling out, -j-c-l-t-ng and being sprayed by the other person’s sh-t!
some people think power jensen is just my name, h-ll i invented this gay–ssed-sh-t-p-rn-inspired deviancy!
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