power lunch
a gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of lexus and bmw automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. newly motivated and encouraged partic-p-nts are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.
“hey, there’s a power lunch at the capital club next friday.”
“alright. their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to moe’s. i wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
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