power muff
a raw natural untrimmed m-ff. a power m-ff.
i went down on her and she had a power m-ff.
and it’s just….bush basically,like…..they don’t do anything, just leave all the hair that grows there ….das the power m-ff
d-mn… i had to eat a gorilla salad last night…girl had a d-mn power m-ff.
a tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman’s genitalia. much like the biblical figure samson, the power m-ff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. it may rise up toward the naval (upper puff), down the b-ttocks (powder room m-ff), but the most powerful of these m-ffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla’s fur. a contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see hipster).
dude, i love to watch my junk disappear in her power m-ff when we’re dry humping.
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