power poaching
locating outlets and plugging in your mobile device(s) at your current location to avoid the dreaded dead battery. usually involves sneakily searching the perimeters of rooms and creatively relocating chairs to sit next to charging devices.
while i attended an all-day conference, i had to sneak in some power poaching in order to charge my cell phone.
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