power shower


the act of drinking an iced cold beer in a hot shower. this is usually done on friday nights for those who can’t pregame before going out. typically, you wash your face, pound a beer, wash your hair, pound a beer, wash your body, pound a beer, and so on. this is so when you are done getting ready for the night, you’re already drunk.
dude…we’re leaving in 20 minutes? f-ck it, i’ll do a power shower.
similar to power nap, the concept of taking a quick nap to relieve exhaustion, but applied to showering. one takes a power shower when they have just engaged in a sweaty activity (i.e., s-x or sports) and doesn’t have time for a full-length shower. usually involved rinsing down with soap, instead of shampoo, conditioner, and shaving.
“i had a quickie with my boyfriend during my lunch break today!”
“didn’t you feel gross afterwards?”
“well, i didn’t have time to take the shower i wanted to, so i just took a power shower!”
when some says “im going to take a shower” but goes and jerks off.
when steven castleberry says he is going to take a shower and really goes and jerks off.
power shower
jerking off while taking a shower
lil ronnie looked a whole lot better once he took a power shower
a long refreshing shower that relieves stress and brings nourishment to the body.
meaghan and brian took nice long power showers
originated in canada. it is a shower where two or more males partic-p-te in a masturbation session in their own shower stall with the lights off.
i walked inot the shower room, i hit the lights only to find ian and adam having their own little power shower.
the act of a group of at least two people go into a community shower, turn the lights off, and m-st-rb-t- at the same time. often done in canada.
man, when jd told me he took a power shower the other day, i almost threw up!

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