when you’re little spoon but you *ssert your dominance by reaching back and putting your fingers in their b*tt
“yeah, we cuddled afterwards but she was power spoon…i’m scarred for life tbh”
“who’s your daddy??”, he said as he *sserted his position as power spoon
a common version of pewdiepie, often used in a derp version pewdiepie: hey guys poodiepie here for epsode 9001of happah whels
the span of sl*t birth years between which the present day individual can procure. baller-w’s poonspan was just shy of two decades on his most recent trip home – he banged the coug a day after railing the ol’ high school sweetheart four years his junior from behind.
- pretzel crunch
when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having s*x and proceeds to “crunch” you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually *ssociated with this position. “how was your night kelly?” “john pretzel crunched me so hard, i couldn’t breathe.”
- prince nikolas lee
a wise man who knew how to stay positive through anything. his catch phrase was, “y’all know how we swingin it from bompton, east side!!! but you never see the gang signs!!! ha!! you’re acting like a prince nikolas lee, you should be the leader.