Power Squeeze Bars


the bars found in handicap stalls so that r-t-rds don’t fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while sh-tting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.
i couldn’t get all of my p–p out until i grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

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