power tie


a princ-p-lly red or blue tie with conservative patterning tied in a double windsor. the most common pattern is a simple stripe but anything conservative works. the style is easier to recognize than to describe. often accompanied by an overly aggressive handshake, gaudy rolex, and ample cologne.
“did you see the state of the union address last night?”
“yeah i heard iran surrendered to bush’s power tie.”

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