Power Wank
to pull over and m-st-rb-t- when driving long distances. much like the advised “power nap” to avoid accidents.
“man, ive got one h-ll of a b-n-r, better pull over and power w-nk.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htwzmxsjq8
to ‘beat the meat’ within seconds of -j-c-l-t–n, then stopping. enjoy the feeling for a while. wait for the feeling to stop, then beat until you are within seconds of blowing again. repeat for a good few hours, then while you do finally blow your load, it will feel a million times better than any w-nk, bl-wj-b, f-ck or sheep sh-gging.
well recommended.
-ring ring-
man 1: h-llo?
man 2: alright dude?
man 1: f-ck off, i’m having a w-nk.
man 2: fair play, i’ll call you back in 5 then?
man 1: no. i’m having a power w-nk…
man 2: a who w-nk?
man 1: -sigh- just call me back in 3 hours.
man 2: 3 hours?!
-dial tone-
to stand in front of a full size mirror, only wearing a viking helmet and ‘w-nk’ solidly for 10 minutes while listening to ‘the ride of the valkyries’ (the one from apocalypse now)
person a – “i had an awsome power w-nk last night”
person b – “wierdo”
the act of w-nking to ultimate pleasure. this is done by -ssembling 3 computer screens side by side, putting p-rn on all 3 of them and then blasting your stereo with dubstep so you can’t hear anything else. proceed.
jesse was feeling a little depressed with life so he busted out a power w-nk to lift his spirits.
in the case of extreme horniness and unable to find the proper equipment (magazines,internet,movies etc)and you are in a public place (school,work etc). a power-w-nk is the answer. max time 30 seconds. you go into that loo and bash at your member so hard your hand almost falls off.
can be used in compet-tion: who can w-nk the quickest. wud only advise if reali drunk or you dont mind group masturbation
“joe you were quick in the loo?”
“oh thx just went for a power-w-nk to clean the pipes”
“go”
“go”
“go”
“whey”
the act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one’s own -n-s, typically a finger or toothbrush. known to “power up” a good w-nk.
1)i had an awesome power w-nk last night.
2)q: what’s ed doing?
a: he’s powering it up in his room.
when you are in the climax of w-nking knowing that someone is coming, in wich case you begin to w-nk so fast you could satisfy a female blue whale
when ur mum is on her way up the stairs
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