powerball squidger
often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming “i got the powerball, i got the owerball!”.
unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
that is known as a powerball squidger.
alan turnip, of yoder, is our own local powerball winner. alan will be with us in a little while after he’s dealt with his powerball squidger.
Read Also:
- Cashtration
the act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. after having two kids, lawrence was cashstrated. 4 more definitions the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. sorry, can’t go shopping because […]
- Carpet Bat
small chihuahua usually named pebbles or something equally gay oh look honey it’s a gay truckers carpet bat.
- Pulling a Rolando
although consistent, you suck at what you do. you have made several decisions that have lead to your demise. you are in the hole so bad there is no coming back. the more you try, the worse it gets. every time ben stiller tried to impress robert deniro in meet the parents he just ended […]
- pulling shades
pulling, shades ,down ,on ,life”s ,pain when you have been to half moon bay with the man of your dreams its liks going to oz over that rainbow and all comes crashing down when your back in reality, we are pulling shades to hide from it all..
- push bicylclist
a combined word of ‘push bike’ and ‘cyclist’ a friends dog got mown down today in the park. by a push bicyclist. i was in a traffic jam this morning and my wing mirror got took off by a push bicylclist. d-mn you !!