PowerGoolo


the almost mythical combination of powerade, goon and solo. powergoolo, often referred to as “the nectar of the g-ds” unites the restorative, hangover busting qualities of powerade, with the refreshingly intoxicating characteristics of goolo.

powergoolo: hydrate, inebriate, procreate, don’t wait!
“drinking powergoolo is a religious experience of such wonder i’ll be recommending that it be named as the new holy trinity” – pope benedict xvi

bloke 1: sorry mate i can’t come to the cricket on friday i have a job interview the next day.
bloke 2: don’t worry they’re serving powergoolo, you’ll probably do better at your interview for it. as long as you’re quads aren’t too sore from all the babes you’ll be getting.

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