powerpoint glam
the art of making anything look convincing by presenting it in a microsoft powerpoint presentation. this technique can be used by anyone for any purpose and works equally well with middle and upper management. technique is much less effective on non-management rank and file employees.
“were you able to convince your boss that your sales numbers were still going up?” charlotte asked james.
“yup – i dazzled all the department heads with some powerpoint glam and now they think i am the top salesman!” james replied.
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