powerthirst

energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
sports you’ll be good at them!!
rarrrrrrr!!
with all new flavors like shocklate!! chocolate energy!! its like adding chocolate to an electrical storm!!
if you like strawberry…how about rawberry!!!
made with lightning!! real lightning!!!!!!
you’ll have energy running all the time!!
power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power sp-wning babies!!! you will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! then you feed shocklate to your babies and they’ll become good at sports!!
and they’ll run abnormally fast!
they’ll compete against kenyans, they’ll run as fast as kenyans, they’ll run past people that think they’re kenyans, then there’ll be a tie and they’ll be deported back to kenya!!!
you’ll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like slow down! and you’ll be like f-ck you and kick her in the face with your energy legs!!!
be smart don’t gamble on your energy.
snake eyes!!!
holy sh-t!! ive got powerthirst!!
menergy!!!!
see crystal meth.
it’s like crystal meth in a can!
it’s crystal meth in a can!
powerthirst is crystal meth!

warning: may contain anna kournikova.
it’s like crystal meth in a can
it’s crystal meth in a can
powerthirst is crystal meth.
the ultimate energy drink! gives you so much energy, man power and speed! you’ll be so fast mother nature will be like… “s-l-o-w d-o-w-n” and you’ll be like “f-ck you” and kick her in the face with your energy legs!
“man, i’m racing in the olympics against some kenyans tomorrow, better drink some powerthirst so i can kick their -sses”
electrolytes, power lights, more lights than

your body has room for

you’ll be so fast; mother nature will be like

slooooow doooown

and you’ll be like f-ck you and kick her in the face with your

energy legs
give power thirst to your babies and they’ll be good at sports make your babies run abnormally fast they’ll run as fast as kenyans people will watch them running and think they’re kenyans they’ll race as fast as kenyans that means actual kenyans then it’ll be a tie and they’ll be deported back to

kenyaaaaaa
when god hands you lemons you find a new god! g-dberry, king of the juice! drink powerthirst and you’ll have so many babies! 400 babies!
powerthirst is crystal meth!
an extreme energy drink with such side effects as glowing sweat, bear-blasting, and hump-catting. its the ultimate thirst quencher. comes in such flavors as manana, fizz b-tch, gun, woman, and doves. it fills you with perposterous amounts of testosterone! perposterone! you will be good at everything forever!!!! you will be good at running!, football!, arsin!, weddings!, and….art! power thirst is crystal meth in a can, its crystal meth in a can. power thriist is crystal meth!!

warning: it may contain anna kournikova .
i forgot to buy glow sticks for that rave party…good thing i had power thirst and got glowing sweat!

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