ppap
it stands for “pen pinneapple apple pen”. it was first seen in a weird video with a j-panese middleaged men, dancing in 80’s clothes. recently, weird teenagers have been doing covers of it. why? don’t ask me. but its kind of perfect for a ringtone.
-is your ringtone that weird ppap song?
-yea, a cover.
-why would anyone want theyr faces or names related to that song?
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