PPS


post-postscript, comes after the postscript.
… letter …

ps i love you.
pps we should meet tomorrow.
public p-ss syndrome

when you have pps you are pr-ne to losing your desire to urinate when someone else is in the room. often someone being in the stall next to you creates this problem. urinals will become your worst enemy when you are affected by pps, as large urges to urinate can be abolished even by the opening of the bathroom door.
friend 1: good dammit hurry up, we are going to miss the bus!
friend 2: well dude get out! you know i got pps!
friend 1: g-d d-mn pps….
public p-ss syndrome. describes the inability some people have to urinate in public bathrooms when other people are around.
it took dave ten minutes to go p-ss…the f-cker has p.p.s. real bad.
pps stands for penetrations per second. this phrase is usually used when having s-x. it is very commonly asked to people as a joke or maybe just out of curiosity. it also helps people get to know one another.
r: hey anna lee whats you pps?
a: oh its only 70.
r: oh come on get working on that.
p.p.s.= prefered place of s-x
dude- “so wait why were you on your roof again?”
chick- “i dunno, i love being on my roof!”
dude- “is that a pps of yours?”
peter pan syndrome
when someone looks younger than their age, and never grows up. like peter pan.
i.e. frankie munez, michael cera, etc.
“there’s no way he’s 19, he looks like, 12!”
“he must have pps.”
post potter syndrome (as in harry potter)
i’ve just finished reading the harry potter series and i have pps. now life is meaningless and there is no reason to get out of bed in the morning. how can one go on knowing nothing i do will amount to the achievements of jk rowling.

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