PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder
post potter shock disorder. a person with ppsd suffers from psychological shock and numbness to the realization that harry potter is truly over. symptoms of ppsd may include:
-drawing a lightning bolt on one’s forehead or, in more extreme cases, self-inflicting an actual scar
-re-reading the entire series in the hope that an eighth book will magically appear, then crying when it isn’t there.
-watching all 8 movies in one day
-staying in the theater long after the credits for harry potter and the deathly hallows part two roll, staring at the screen with a zombie-like expression.
-constantly quoting the books and/or movies, and shouting spells during moments of need
-calling up other potter-heads and discussing their inability to believe that it is over
-feeling as if their best friend who grew up with them has died
-planning harry potter related events
-having a strong urge to recreate the movies, film parodies, or write a sequel series.
see that kid over there writhing on the floor crying and hugging a harry potter book? yeah man, he totally has ppsd: post potter shock disorder.
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