Practica Musica


an evil computer program made by satin that attempts to teach musically gifted students (who may or may not have any interest in becoming a musician) music theory. with exercises ranging from cord progression to speed intervals, one will be left exasperated. when you get one answer correct you get one point, but when you answer one of the questions incorrectly you lose everything… including your self esteem. those who p-ssed an exercise either cheated off a friend or had weeties for breakfast. those who p-ss the entire course are complete losers and deserve to be shunned from society.

side effects include: hurty headaches, frustration, humiliation, an obscure feeling of wanting to kick babies
music student a: hey wanna work on practica musica during a free period?
music student b: go f-ck yourself

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