Practical Bullshit
a term used to describe any cr-p, nonsense or bullsh-t that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one’s entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite s-x.
cindy: “sorry, i have to get going. it sure was nice meeting you rob, i hope we can do it again sometime.”
rob: “sure thing. no worries, i have to go too. i’ve got to head to work for a business meeting, then i’ve got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless”
cindy: “wow, you’re a busy, energetic guy, that’s awesome. we can meet up next thursday if you like”.
having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullsh-t, rob then proceeded to go back to his parents’ bas-m-nt, lie in bed w-nking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
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