prayer

although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.
please, please let me p-ss this test…
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a form of birth control, though highly ineffective.
prayer: please, please g-d, don’t let me get pregnant. oh jesus, please let my period show up on time.
to do nothing and still think you’re helping.
me: man, i really need to p-ss this test tomorrow. can you help me out?
religious moron: sure, i’ll pray for you.
me: why not just help me study? that would actually help.
religious moron: i’m positive that the grace of g-d will help you p-ss the test.
me: i think g-d is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me p-ss a test.
religious moron: i’ll give him a prayer anyway
me: why do i hang with you?
a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep sh-t
oh sh-t the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!
prayer, n.
the resulting comination of desperation and superst-tion used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.
“i’m too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, i think i’ll use prayer.”
the arrogant belief that g-d’s plans are so unimportant, he will change them just for you.
i’m so important, i’ll say a prayer to p-ss the test and g-d will make it so!
(n). best known placebo known to mankind.
little billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that g-d and jesus would let him live. he died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.