pre-hooters pound off


the purposeful act of m-st-rb-t–n prior to a trip to hooter’s to avoid an embarr-ssing erection while eating.
dan: hey you wanna meet me at hooters to watch the game?

chris: sure. what time? i need to go home for a pre-hooters pound off so i’m not all boned up when stephanie comes to serve us..

dan: well, let’s meet at 8 then. i should probably take care of that myself.

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