Pre-laziness
1. being sure of one’s lack of interest in something before they know what it is.
2. the the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
steve: mike! how the h-ll did you not have to work today? the line was out of the store!
mike: yeah, i have what ya call, “pre-laziness.” i asked for the day off two months ago.
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