pre-obsolescent
(adj.) something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.
a: hey, this pen i was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.
b: yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.
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