pre-party ejaculate
situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they p-ss out or black out before going out to bars
person #1: “oh man, what the h-ll happened last night?”
person #2: “bro, i knew you were gonna pre-party -j-c-l-t- drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.
person #1: “did i hook up with anyone?”
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