Pre-signing On
when a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn’t want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. so why the h-ll are they signed on in the first place? well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren’t in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on b-tton more than once. duh
aaron: hey sarah
sarah: hey i ctn im too busy
aaron: then why the f-ck are you signed on if you can’t talk
sarah: i like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
aaron: that may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life
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