Pre – Slam Jam
the miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed “get laid.” this results in exceeding excitation causing one’s p-n-s or cl-toris to become engorged. the pre – slam jam can be performed to one’s favourite or h-rn–st song. this dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner’s genitalia. clothing is optional.
partner 1: omg justin i haven’t seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
justin: hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my v–gr- so i can keep it up, turn on some marvin gaye……and let’s get it on!!!!
partner 1: do that s-xy dance you did earlier on that male stripper justin!!!
justin: imma hop to it, pre – slam jam it isssssss!!!!!!!
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