pre-stalk
the crazy -ss sh-t you do before a date. you somehow become some it genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prep-b-scent days.
i was ready to go on a date with reece but i freaked out because i couldn’t find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!
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