prebola
fever, vomiting, and other mild symptoms that might signal ebola but probably do not. may be used as an excuse to avoid work or other unpleasant tasks or events
example: oh, man. i got a fever and throwing up…better call in and say “i got prebola”
use:
“hey, i’m not gonna be in today. i gotta fever, can’t leave the bathroom. i think i got prebola.
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