precious baby


when a person describes a baby as “precious” they are basically saying “your baby is ugly as f-ck, don’t take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light…. with all due respect.”

if a person calls your child precious you reserve the right to whoop their -ss (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).
(in church) oh, look at him. he looks just like you! has your nose and everything, he’s such a precious baby .

as they walk away they’re praying for your child.

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