Preemptive Call


a phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a do-not-disturb mode. the primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily -ssuage your girlfriend/boyfriend’s urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can’t afford to be distracted.
peter: i gotta do my taxes, but i bet my clingy girlfriend won’t be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
lawrence: dude, just turn the d-mn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

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