Pregger Preps
the kind of girls i hit on at my middle school with hopes of drinking their urine and breast milk.
me: so you’re going to have a baby?
alicia: duh…
me: is the dad still around?
alicia: no that f-cker left.
me: well if you ever feel lonely, here’s my digits!
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