Pregnosis


1. the act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby’s daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. the act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. the technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.
ex. yo b-tch your pregnosis best be negitive. we already have 6 kids
1. the act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby’s daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. the act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. the technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.
ex. yo b-tch you pregnosis best be negitive. we already have 6 kids
1. the state of being dazed, confused, hormonal, h-rny, a cranky b-tch etc.

2. having (or thinking you have) a small psychic ability due to being pregnant.
1. susan: “o my god i really wanna cry!”

dave: “so do i. it’s because of your pregnosis”

2. susan: ” my pregnosis sense is tingling, her womb is going to explode!!”

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