prehipstoric


adjective: doing something or wearing something before it becomes super trendy and over used
i had blublockers before the hangover.

you’re sooo prehipstoric
from the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.
“the pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool.”
“i used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days.”

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