Prehistonic


(adj.) pre – his – stone- ic

a time period long ago, way before you smoked that wicked dank every day.
eric: “yo man, remember back in the prehistonic ages, when we were kids and we said we’d never smoke weed?”
johnny: “h’yea man, we were such narcs back then.”
phil: “dude i never said anything like that.”

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